Groucho Marx Quotes
Groucho Marx Quotes

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

Behind, Successful, Famous, Amazing, 
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A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

Walter Bagehot

Mother, Fault, His, Misfortune,
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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen

Boss, Just, Decision, House, Maker, 
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Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

Thomas Fuller

Eye, Choose, Ear, Your, Motivational, 
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When a man makes a woman his wife, it’s the highest compliment he can pay her, and it’s usually the last.

Helen Rowland

Woman, Last, Pay, Compliment, 
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

Rodney Dangerfield

Good, Cheats, Thank You, Goodness, 
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That’s what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he’s wise.

George Eliot

Man, Sure, Fool, Him,Mostly, 
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Woody Allen

Place, Under, Pedestal, Funny, 
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Me and my wife are planning a 10 – day vacation soon.

Larry Jones

Soon, Me, Planning, Day, Vocation, 
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I thought my wife was in danger.

Antonio Davis





Danger, Inspirational, Life, 
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